If a donkey and a llama both met down at a pond, and the donkey had eaten a crab apple, and the llama had eaten an apple pie, and the pond was actually a sea, what would the Donkey be doing at the pond.

And if the Llama was being attacked by the 9 foot tall albino black sheep,who had eaten a grape fruit 4 hours previous to the encounter, how would this affect the midgets decision on what pineapple to pick.

Now I bet your wondering what this has to do with Physics, and the answer lies under a cheese grater on Uranus, because Uranus has been plotting to eat the moon for centuries but has been biding his time, and under this cheese grater lived an ancient and mischievous Plargton, who has lost many friends to the evil and benzine Clobtrops, how would this affect your rational answer on why you know me?

If you can make sense of it, I'll believe you

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